1. I only eat classy food.
2. I only eat once a week.
Both are false. Here is how most of my meals go.
STEP 1: I get an idea.
In this case, tacos.
STEP 2: I try to collect ingredients, and get distracted.
Today, I dug out my vegetarian ground beef and found some green beans, and decided I should eat green beans, because those are healthy, right?
So while the roommate cooked up the fakebeef...
Hi! |
...I made my beans.
Green beans become classier with American cheese. |
That's when I remembered that tortillas are really just empty calories, and it would be way better to just mix the beef in with the beans and some salsa.
Thaaaaaat looks awesome. |
Then I mixed it all together.
Oh god. Even better. |
Then, because it needed that special touch, I added some Gardettos snack mix. Because that's way better than chex mix, and I'm obviously keeping it classy here.
Oh yeah. That's the stuff. |
And, of course, you can't have a meal like this without dessert.
Only the finest. |
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